March 2012
okay i give up LOL just gonna wing it
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can conic sections go rot in a hole somewhere in antarctica
butthorn:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
spacegroceries:
why did i divide sin by tan?
just cos
craving mogos
no more chipotle cravings because arthur took me out yesterday and yeah :D w00p
but mogos
Anonymous asked: i like your blog (=
Anonymous asked: current favorite song?
February 2012
like a boss? more like like a laoban
wizcoylifa:
it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir?
“well it looks like this sweet 16”
“just got a little sweeter”
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous asked: greatest accomplishment?
what the FUCK are you hinting that i’m stupid or something? “are you sure reading the study guides will get you a 5 on the AP test?”
“I didn’t read the study guides till a few weeks before the test i just used the bio textbook”
NO IM NOT FUCKING SURE OKAY JESUS CHRIST THIS IS ONLY MY FIRST YEAR SELF STUDYING APs OKAY? FROM WHAT ALL MY UPPERCLASSMEN FRIENDS...
amburgers:
callmejiangster:
marissa is cute
thein? ;D <3
si
i’m beyond disappointed in you
i thought you’d know better than to throw away two of your best friends in an election that won’t even mean anything in 4 years
guess you weren’t then
when you fall who will catch you now?
Kathleen: i’ll SHUT IT and do my chinese like a laoban
Kathleen: and you can do your chem like a laoban
Kathleen: and we’ll get many A’s
Kathleen: many.
Cynthia Jiang: many
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
tumblr changed again omfg
Papa Jiang: When your mom chose a boyfriend, she wanted a tall, buff, young, good looking, smart, and humorous man. I fit those qualifications perfectly. Duh.
me: ... well i've seen jeremy lin and kobe bryant before.
Papa Jiang: ....
Papa Jiang: I've seen the Dalai Lama and I've had lunch with Steve Jobs, your point is?
“hey i need you omfg my hearts breaking yeah omg im so sad i don’t know what to do omg noooo please ugh i need advice thank you so much omg we’re still besties right i mean we haven’t talked in 6 months”
after your troubles are over
“lol kbye off to my next lady friend lalalallallalalalalalalaallaalalalalalalalalala”
let cycle repeat for the rest of...
i feel like a horrible person omfg
you’re just so ugh as;ldkfj;s cocky
okay just because you’re mr popular and pimpette doesn’t mean you have to be all so arrogant about it
yesterday at dcon you told me to stay at the msj table to set an example while you roamed around trynna talk to all your lady friends. example? you’re a fcking officer..i’m just a director....
littlestarlolo:
ezios-vitals:
limiculous:
...
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person 1: don’t expect me to be all lovey dovey and give you advice on people being mean to you after you call me names and criticize everything i do.
person 2: one word responses usually mean that I don’t want to talk to you so stop typing omg did you see that latest vagina youtube video or w/e
person 3: i don’t want to join your damn mc group LOL. stop trying to force me to...
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*speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
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dcon. amazing.
guys go to DCON
i heard cynthia jiang’s gonna be performing a comedy act or something
